Are We Friends?

Analbirthery 1 Part 2: Analbirthery 1 Part 1: Analbirthery

Happy Analbirthery.

Analbirthery 1 Part 1: Analbirthery

The year is one.

Richmond: The Warm Womb of the Waffle

We're all in Richmond now and getting comfortable. Jorge's a veteran and Brian and Taylor are wee greeny boys in the twice-burnt-down city. We talk about our favorite spots in Richmond, the bicyclists, the places Jorge has lived, the bicyclists, Taylor getting arrested here, the bicyclists, and all sorts of people we meet in Richmond . . . like the bicyclists. You should move here too!

Moving: I'm Intimately Familiar with Luigi's Mansion

AHHHHHHHHH YEAH. That's right motherfuckers we're all in one city now and we're telling you all about it! First, though, we had to move... and that blew. It blew chunks, dawg. 

Call of Cthulhu: The Great Tragedy of Werewolf Village

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Dungeons and Dragons: I'm a Dirty, Dirty Old School Slut

Suckle at the teet of their magic.

Music Production: Wait, We're Recording This?

Two Johns for the price of one.

 

Hear more of John Downey here: https://www.getdowney.com/

Food: I Have No Mouth and I Must Cream

I'm sickened, yet curious.

Camp: We’re Not Running a Sex Cult

We live in a sexless America.

Relaxing: Catholicism, the Emotional Hoover Dam

Relax.

Don't do it.

When you want to cum.