Are We Friends?

Happy Analbirthery.

The year is one.

We're all in Richmond now and getting comfortable. Jorge's a veteran and Brian and Taylor are wee greeny boys in the twice-burnt-down city. We talk about our favorite spots in Richmond, the bicyclists, the places Jorge has lived, the bicyclists, Taylor getting arrested here, the bicyclists, and all sorts of people we meet in Richmond . . . like the bicyclists. You should move here too!

AHHHHHHHHH YEAH. That's right motherfuckers we're all in one city now and we're telling you all about it! First, though, we had to move... and that blew. It blew chunks, dawg. 

:)

Suckle at the teet of their magic.

Two Johns for the price of one.

 

Hear more of John Downey here: https://www.getdowney.com/

I'm sickened, yet curious.

We live in a sexless America.

Relax.

Don't do it.

When you want to cum.